Business up front, party in your pack. These 1x1" laser-cut underwear patches bring just the right amount of cheek to your gear. Whether you're Team Tighty or flying the Thong Flag, each patch is crafted from tough Cordura Laminate and backed with hook Velcro. They're tactical. They're tiny. They're unreasonably funny.

Stick it where the sun don't shine. Or where it totally does. We don't judge.

Made in the USA. Maximum morale, minimal coverage.