Sometimes words just aren’t enough. Sometimes you need to deploy the F Bomb.
This laser-cut tactical patch captures the universal symbol of imminent verbal escalation. Whether you’re headed into the wilderness, the office, or your third meeting of the day that absolutely should have been an email, this patch lets everyone know you’re fully armed with colorful vocabulary and ready for whatever nonsense lies ahead.
Precision cut from rugged Cordura laminate, this patch is built to withstand harsh environments, questionable decisions, and emotional damage caused by stripped screws, lost tools, and software updates at the worst possible moment. The hook Velcro backing makes it easy to attach to packs, plate carriers, jackets, hats, or anywhere you might need rapid deployment of sarcastic intent.
It doesn’t explode—but it will absolutely detonate morale.
Features:
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Laser cut for crisp, durable detail
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Made from tough Cordura laminate
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Hook Velcro backing for secure attachment
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Lightweight, low-profile construction
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Fits perfectly on packs, hats, jackets, and gear panels
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Designed and made by Alpinhound Supply
Perfect for operators, makers, mechanics, hikers, caffeine-deprived humans, and anyone who has ever dropped a tiny screw into the void.
Height:
MED 50MM
