{"product_id":"rhino-and-bird-tactical-patch-3x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","title":"Rhino and Bird Tactical Cordura Morale Patch 3x2","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBig problems. Small supervisor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis patch features a full-sized, no-nonsense rhinoceros… with a tiny bird riding shotgun like it’s running the entire operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest - every team has \u003ci\u003ethat guy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Dynamic Duo\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eRhino = brute force, unstoppable energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBird = “I have ideas”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eTogether = questionable leadership structure, surprisingly effective\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for the Field\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePrecision laser cut for clean, bold detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHook backing for quick swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eTough enough for real-world abuse (or at least your daily chaos)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWon’t complain, even if the bird does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBackpacks that carry too much\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eRange bags with opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eJackets worn by people who definitely know better (but don’t listen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever been micromanaged by someone smaller than them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e3” x 2”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eJust the right size to spark confusion and respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade by Alpinhound Supply\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBuilt in Snoqualmie, Washington - where even the wildlife has a chain of command.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinal Thought\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou can be the rhino.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou can be the bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut deep down… you already know which one you are.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Wolf","offer_id":43081260924991,"sku":"RHINOBLKWLF_3X2","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/3X2RHNOBLKWLF_HTAG.jpg?v=1775680535","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/products\/rhino-and-bird-tactical-patch-3x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}