Business up front, party in your pack. These 1x1" laser-cut underwear patches bring just the right amount of cheek to your gear. Whether you're Team Tighty or flying the Thong Flag, each patch is crafted from tough Cordura Laminate and backed with hook Velcro. They're tactical. They're tiny. They're unreasonably funny.
Stick it where the sun don't shine. Or where it totally does. We don't judge.
Made in the USA. Maximum morale, minimal coverage.
Designed and manufactured by Alpinhound Supply.
Alpinhound Supply produces premium laser-cut Cordura tactical patches for working dogs,
outdoor gear, and everyday carry. Built for durability, precision, and low-profile performance.
Delivery Information
Standard delivery is available for most locations. Please check with our customer service for specific delivery options in your area.
Returns
We accept returns within our standard return policy timeframe. Please contact our support team for assistance with returns and exchanges.
