{"product_id":"carrot-tactical-patch-3x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","title":"Carrot Tactical Patch 3X2 Cordura Morale Patch by Alpinhound Supply","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStay sharp. Eat your veggies. Or don’t—we’re not your mom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003etactical carrot patch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is here to remind everyone that even in the wild, in the shop, or on the range… nutrition is a mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr at least a really solid joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e100% organic chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eField-tested in absolutely zero gardens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePairs well with rabbits, bad decisions, and snacks you didn’t pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt Like It Means It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLaser cut for clean, crisp detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHook backing for quick swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDurable enough for real use (not just farmer’s markets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWon’t wilt under pressure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhere It Belongs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBackpacks that have seen some things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eRange bags with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eJackets that don’t take themselves too seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eAnywhere you want someone to ask, “…why a carrot?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e3” x 2”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBig enough to be noticed. Weird enough to be remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade by Alpinhound Supply\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned and made in Snoqualmie, Washington—where even the vegetables are tactical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIs it tactical?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIs it necessary?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAlso no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAre you still going to want one?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Orange","offer_id":43076824465471,"sku":"BLKORG_CARROT3X2","price":20.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/Carrot_BLKORG3X2_HTAG.jpg?v=1775517727","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/en-nl\/products\/carrot-tactical-patch-3x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}