When you've got zero thoughts and max gear, this patch speaks for you — with no emotion, no hesitation, and no memory allocation. Laser-cut from tough Cordura Laminate and backed with hook Velcro, this 1x1" mini patch features the classic NPC face design. It's the ultimate blank stare for your backpack, jacket, or collar.
Perfect for memes, loadouts, or days when you're just buffering through life.
Made in the USA. Emotion not included.
Designed and manufactured by Alpinhound Supply.
Alpinhound Supply produces premium laser-cut Cordura tactical patches for working dogs,
outdoor gear, and everyday carry. Built for durability, precision, and low-profile performance.
Delivery Information
Standard delivery is available for most locations. Please check with our customer service for specific delivery options in your area.
Returns
We accept returns within our standard return policy timeframe. Please contact our support team for assistance with returns and exchanges.
