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This scrappy little knight possesses the heart of a warrior, the appetite of a raccoon, and the survival instincts of someone who has absolutely no intention of participating in your nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a fierce opossum in a classic heraldic pose, this laser-cut Cordura nylon morale patch celebrates nature's most misunderstood marsupial and its time-honored philosophy: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy fight your enemies when you can simply convince them you're already dead?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for opossum lovers, medieval enthusiasts, tactical gear collectors, nocturnal adventurers, dumpster royalty, and anyone who considers playing dead a perfectly legitimate conflict-resolution strategy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach this noble little trash knight to your backpack, plate carrier, range bag, hat, or patch panel and proudly declare your allegiance to the most gloriously unhinged house in the animal kingdom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heraldic Opossum\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2\" × 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Square\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable Cordura Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Precision Laser Cut\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hook Backing (attaches to compatible loop surfaces)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tactical Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not Available\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're defending your kingdom, raiding the royal garbage bins, or dramatically collapsing to avoid an uncomfortable conversation, this patch honors the noble art of surviving through sheer ridiculousness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHouse Opossum Motto:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHiss First. 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