For those days when you’re alive… barely. This 1x2” laser-cut EKG patch captures that “running on caffeine and sarcasm” energy. Crafted from durable Cordura Laminate and backed with hook Velcro, it’s the perfect morale boost (or flatline) for your pack, jacket, or med kit.
Whether you’re in the field, at the gym, or just faking productivity, this patch keeps the vibe pulse-checked.
Made in the USA. Do not resuscitate — just re-stick.
Width: 50 MM Height: 25 MM
Designed and manufactured by Alpinhound Supply.
Alpinhound Supply produces premium laser-cut Cordura tactical patches for working dogs,
outdoor gear, and everyday carry. Built for durability, precision, and low-profile performance.
Delivery Information
Standard delivery is available for most locations. Please check with our customer service for specific delivery options in your area.
Returns
We accept returns within our standard return policy timeframe. Please contact our support team for assistance with returns and exchanges.
