{"product_id":"emotionally-neutral-sunflower-tactical-patch-2x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","title":"Emotionally Neutral Sunflower Tactical Patch 2X2 Cordura Morale Patch by Alpinhound Supply","description":"\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBright? Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCheerful? Debatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEmotionally invested? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003esunflower patch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e looks like it \u003ci\u003eshould\u003c\/i\u003e be full of joy… but instead it’s just standing there like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e“yeah… I’m photosynthesizing… don’t make it weird.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eThriving, but unimpressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eGrowing, but not impressed with you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eTechnically happy… but not showing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for those days when you’re doing great and still somehow over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt Like All Alpinhound Gear\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLaser cut for sharp, clean detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHook backing for quick swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDurable construction for real-world use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eWon’t wilt under pressure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhere It Belongs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBackpacks that have seen some things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eRange bags with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eJackets that don’t do small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eAnywhere that needs a little passive-aggressive positivity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e2” x 2”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBig enough to be noticed. Subtle enough to judge quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade by Alpinhound Supply\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eDesigned and made in Snoqualmie, Washington—where even the flowers have attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s a sunflower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s doing its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt just doesn’t feel the need to smile about it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Neon Yellow","offer_id":43074561474623,"sku":"SNFLWRBLKYLW_2X2","price":16.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/BLKYLWSNFLWRPatch_50_HTAG.jpg?v=1775432393","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/en-de\/products\/emotionally-neutral-sunflower-tactical-patch-2x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}