Emotionally Unavailable Flower Tactical Patch 2X2 Cordura Morale Patch

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Color: Red/Pink
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A flower… but emotionally unavailable.

This 2x2” flower patch combines wholesome floral vibes with the expression of someone who has absolutely seen too much. Cute? Yes. Slightly unsettling? Also yes. It’s the perfect patch for anyone who appreciates nature, sarcasm, and looking mildly inconvenienced at all times.

Whether you slap it on your backpack, range bag, jacket, or emotional support water bottle, this little bloom delivers peak “I’m trying my best” energy with every petal.

Because not all flowers radiate joy-some just stare into the void.

Details:

  • Size: 2” x 2”
  • Laser-cut from durable laminate
  • Hook backing for easy attachment
  • Lightweight, low-profile, and built for daily wear
  • Designed for packs, hats, organizers, and existential crises

Perfect for:

  • Garden goblins
  • Plant lovers with anxiety
  • Fans of deadpan humor
  • People thriving purely out of spite

Cute enough to be charming. Weird enough to start conversations.

Designed and manufactured by Alpinhound Supply.

Alpinhound Supply produces premium laser-cut Cordura tactical patches for working dogs, outdoor gear, and everyday carry. Built for durability, precision, and low-profile performance.

Our patches are made from rugged Cordura laminate and designed for real-world use—packs, rigs, headliners, trails, and everything in between.

Because of that, they will age over time.

The following are expected with regular use and are not considered defects:

  • Fading from sunlight and exposure
  • Minor edge softening or slight fuzzing
  • Hook backing losing grip over time
  • Dirt, scuffs, or discoloration from use
  • General “broken-in” appearance

This is part of the patch’s lifecycle and reflects real use.

We build gear—not collectibles.

That means your patch is expected to:

  • get used
  • get dirty
  • develop character

If it wears out over time, it’s done its job.

We stand behind our patches for 30 days from delivery against defects.

After that, normal wear and environmental use are not covered.

(That said—if something seems off, reach out. We’re reasonable humans.)

Delivery Information

Standard delivery is available for most locations. Please check with our customer service for specific delivery options in your area.

Returns

We accept returns within our standard return policy timeframe. Please contact our support team for assistance with returns and exchanges.

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