{"product_id":"molotov-cocktail-tactical-patch-2x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","title":"Molotov Cocktail Tactical Patch 2X2 Cordura Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFor legal reasons, this is just a patch.\u003cbr\u003eA \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003every enthusiastic\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis 2x2” Molotov Cocktail patch is perfect for anyone whose problem-solving style falls somewhere between “stay calm” and “flip the table dramatically.” Clean, minimal, and just the right amount of chaotic, it’s made for the people who treat every minor inconvenience like a boss battle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTraffic jam? Molotov thoughts.\u003cbr\u003eDropped your 10mm socket? Molotov thoughts.\u003cbr\u003eOpened an email that starts with “Per my last message”? Immediate Molotov thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eObviously this patch is all jokes and zero actual fire-starting advice—but it \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003edoes\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e look extremely good on a backpack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 2” x 2”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-cut from durable laminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing for easy attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, rugged, and built for everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for packs, jackets, organizers, and emotionally unstable toolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChaos gremlins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleep-deprived mechanics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople held together entirely by caffeine and sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eA tiny patch for very large feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAlpinhound Supply doesn’t just make patches. We make tiny wearable chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Coyote","offer_id":43249986895935,"sku":"MLTVCKTAILPATCH_50MM","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/BLKCOYOMLTVCKTL_HTAG.jpg?v=1778546722","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/de\/products\/molotov-cocktail-tactical-patch-2x2-cordura-morale-patch-by-alpinhound-supply","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}