{"product_id":"b-nice-parody-blood-type-tactical-morale-patch-2x2","title":"B NICE Parody Blood Type Tactical Morale Patch 2X2","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlood Type: B NICE. Compatibility: Questionable. Attitude: Surprisingly Positive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget A+, B-, and O+. There's a new blood type in town, and it's apparently the rarest of them all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eB NICE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by traditional tactical blood type patches, this clever little morale patch swaps medical information for some much-needed social advice. Because in a world full of questionable attitudes, unnecessary drama, and people who don't return their shopping carts, sometimes the most tactical thing you can do is simply \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eB NICE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a bold, blood-type-inspired design, this laser-cut Cordura nylon patch delivers the perfect combination of tactical aesthetics, clever wordplay, and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for military humor enthusiasts, first responders, tactical gear collectors, everyday adventurers, and anyone who believes kindness should be standard-issue equipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach it to your backpack, plate carrier, range bag, hat, or patch panel and spread a little positivity—whether people like it or not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e B NICE — Parody Blood Type\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2\" × 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Square\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable Cordura Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Precision Laser Cut\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hook Backing (attaches to compatible loop surfaces)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tactical Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not Available\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This is a novelty morale patch, not an actual blood type identifier. Please don't make your medic guess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eB NICE. It's in your blood. Or at least it should be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Red\/White","offer_id":44078349353023,"sku":"REDWHT_BNICE_2X2","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/REDWHT_BNICE2X2_HTAG.jpg?v=1791519441","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/de\/products\/b-nice-parody-blood-type-tactical-morale-patch-2x2","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}