{"product_id":"a-hole-parody-blood-type-tactical-morale-patch-2x2","title":"A HOLE Parody Blood Type Tactical Morale Patch 2X2","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlood Type: A HOLE. Personality: Negative. Self-Awareness: Surprisingly Positive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people are A+. Others are O-. And then there are those rare individuals whose blood type is simply \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA HOLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA HOLE Tactical Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the unofficial blood type of professional troublemakers, unapologetic smartasses, brutally honest individuals, and people who have been politely asked to leave more than one family gathering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by traditional military blood type patches, this clever parody trades lifesaving medical information for a brutally accurate personality assessment. Because why waste time letting people discover your charming disposition when you can give them a convenient warning label?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision laser-cut from durable Cordura nylon, this patch features a bold, minimalist design that's perfect for anyone with a questionable sense of humor and absolutely no interest in winning a popularity contest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for military veterans, first responders, tactical gear enthusiasts, sarcastic coworkers, and that one friend who proudly admits \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why you're wrong.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach it to your backpack, plate carrier, range bag, hat, or patch panel and let everyone know exactly what they're dealing with. Consider it a public service announcement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A HOLE — Parody Blood Type\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2\" × 2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Square\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable Cordura Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Precision Laser Cut\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hook Backing (attaches to compatible loop surfaces)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tactical Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not Available\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're embracing your inner troublemaker, gifting it to a deserving friend, or simply practicing a little aggressive self-awareness, this patch delivers the perfect dose of tactical sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This is a novelty morale patch, not an actual blood type identifier. Please don't make your medic guess—or your therapist confirm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA HOLE. It's Not Just an Attitude. It's in Your Blood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May be incompatible with sensitive personalities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpinhound Supply","offers":[{"title":"Red\/White","offer_id":44170415112255,"sku":"REDWHT_AHOLE_2X2","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0007\/6310\/1247\/files\/REDWHT_AHOLE2X2_AHOLE.jpg?v=1792472664","url":"https:\/\/alpinhound.com\/de\/products\/a-hole-parody-blood-type-tactical-morale-patch-2x2","provider":"Alpinhound","version":"1.0","type":"link"}