A HOLE Parody Blood Type Tactical Morale Patch 2X2
A HOLE Parody Blood Type Tactical Morale Patch 2X2
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A HOLE Parody Blood Type Tactical Morale Patch 2X2

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Blood Type: A HOLE. Personality: Negative. Self-Awareness: Surprisingly Positive.

Some people are A+. Others are O-. And then there are those rare individuals whose blood type is simply A HOLE.

Introducing the A HOLE Tactical Morale Patch, the unofficial blood type of professional troublemakers, unapologetic smartasses, brutally honest individuals, and people who have been politely asked to leave more than one family gathering.

Inspired by traditional military blood type patches, this clever parody trades lifesaving medical information for a brutally accurate personality assessment. Because why waste time letting people discover your charming disposition when you can give them a convenient warning label?

Precision laser-cut from durable Cordura nylon, this patch features a bold, minimalist design that's perfect for anyone with a questionable sense of humor and absolutely no interest in winning a popularity contest.

Perfect for military veterans, first responders, tactical gear enthusiasts, sarcastic coworkers, and that one friend who proudly admits "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why you're wrong."

Attach it to your backpack, plate carrier, range bag, hat, or patch panel and let everyone know exactly what they're dealing with. Consider it a public service announcement.

Product Details

  • Design: A HOLE — Parody Blood Type
  • Dimensions: 2" × 2"
  • Shape: Square
  • Material: Durable Cordura Nylon
  • Patch Type: Precision Laser Cut
  • Attachment: Hook Backing (attaches to compatible loop surfaces)
  • Product Type: Tactical Morale Patch
  • Personalization: Not Available

Whether you're embracing your inner troublemaker, gifting it to a deserving friend, or simply practicing a little aggressive self-awareness, this patch delivers the perfect dose of tactical sarcasm.

Disclaimer: This is a novelty morale patch, not an actual blood type identifier. Please don't make your medic guess—or your therapist confirm.

A HOLE. It's Not Just an Attitude. It's in Your Blood.

Warning: May be incompatible with sensitive personalities.

Our patches are made from rugged Cordura laminate and designed for real-world use—packs, rigs, headliners, trails, and everything in between.

Because of that, they will age over time.

The following are expected with regular use and are not considered defects:

  • Fading from sunlight and exposure
  • Minor edge softening or slight fuzzing
  • Hook backing losing grip over time
  • Dirt, scuffs, or discoloration from use
  • General “broken-in” appearance

This is part of the patch’s lifecycle and reflects real use.

We build gear—not collectibles.

That means your patch is expected to:

  • get used
  • get dirty
  • develop character

If it wears out over time, it’s done its job.

We stand behind our patches for 30 days from delivery against defects.

After that, normal wear and environmental use are not covered.

(That said—if something seems off, reach out. We’re reasonable humans.)

Delivery Information

Standard delivery is available for most locations. Please check with our customer service for specific delivery options in your area.

Returns

We accept returns within our standard return policy timeframe. Please contact our support team for assistance with returns and exchanges.

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