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Featuring an unmistakable snarling opossum head, this laser-cut Cordura nylon morale patch perfectly captures the expression of a creature that's permanently offended by your existence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether he's hissing at the neighbor's cat, raiding the garbage, or dramatically collapsing because life got a little too complicated, the opossum lives by one simple philosophy: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen in doubt, scream into the void. If that fails, play dead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for opossum lovers, wildlife enthusiasts, tactical gear collectors, nocturnal weirdos, introverts, and anyone who identifies a little too strongly with a creature that eats garbage and avoids responsibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach this tiny trash goblin to your backpack, plate carrier, range bag, hat, or patch panel and proudly represent the animal kingdom's most gloriously unprepared survivor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Opossum Head\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 1\" × 1\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShape:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Square\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable Cordura Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Precision Laser Cut\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hook Backing (attaches to compatible loop surfaces)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tactical Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not Available\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're embracing your inner trash panda's weird cousin or simply need a tiny mascot for your questionable life choices, this little opossum has your back. Emotionally? Probably not. But he'll hiss at your enemies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOpossum Motto:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLive Fast. Eat Trash. Fake Death.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOfficial Opossum Survival Strategy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScream. Hiss. Collapse. 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